18 Home Remedies to Repel Grandmas

1- Bleach in a spraycan
2- Fists
3- Death Threats
4- Adult Breastfeeding
5- Fire
6- Photo Developer Chemical in a spraycan
7- Rough BDSM session relying mostly on hematolagnia performed in full view of said grandma
8- Extremely bright industrial warehouse lights in face
9- Cutting out tongue in full view of said grandma
10- Attempted Suffocation
11- Tearing of skin
12- Altering perception of said grandma using heavy doses of various substances intended for medical use only so that said grandma can perceive 20% more of every atom
13- Backwards birth
14- Trying to convince said grandma to perform backwards birth on you
15- Fire Extinguisher
16- Kenny Loggins played at 400 decibels using several hundred Woofer speakers
17- Forcing said grandma to inject desomorphine
18- Genital Amputation