Roman Polanski

I masturbated while watching Scanners and Videodrome on two separate screens at the same time but nothing happened.

Bnagus

Satan sits upon a throne
Adorn me in crowns and jewelry and snide
My flesh is made of cyanide
Bnagus suck dick n' Bnagus a bitch.

Bernice part two

I threw spork at Bernice

Bernice is no more

Cheez A La Chunko

Fuck the police

and fuck Bernice

Dealing with your angsty teen

i should probably masturbate

KNEES

Bernice

OH YEAH? FUCK YOU BERNICE FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU BERNICE

SHUT THE FUCK UP BERNICE, SHUT YOUR STUPID FILTHY FUCKING MOUTH I'M TRYING TO LEARN PHOTOGRAPHY

                                                                   Bernice ^

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Oh wow Jim Carrey you're so fuckung funny LIKE OH WOW YOU JUST FUVJIETGUNB WSNTT CHEEEZ YTIFY FUCKING WHYANT CHEEEZ CHEEZ A LA CHUNKO