Roman Polanski

I masturbated while watching Scanners and Videodrome on two separate screens at the same time but nothing happened.

Bnagus

Satan sits upon a throne
Adorn me in crowns and jewelry and snide
My flesh is made of cyanide
Bnagus suck dick n' Bnagus a bitch.

Bernice part two

I threw spork at Bernice

Bernice is no more

Cheez A La Chunko

Fuck the police

and fuck Bernice

Dealing with your angsty teen

i should probably masturbate

KNEES

Bernice

OH YEAH? FUCK YOU BERNICE FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU BERNICE

SHUT THE FUCK UP BERNICE, SHUT YOUR STUPID FILTHY FUCKING MOUTH I'M TRYING TO LEARN PHOTOGRAPHY

                                                                   Bernice ^

the best of tumblr

Oh wow Jim Carrey you're so fuckung funny LIKE OH WOW YOU JUST FUVJIETGUNB WSNTT CHEEEZ YTIFY FUCKING WHYANT CHEEEZ CHEEZ A LA CHUNKO

On Composition

why can I remove my ribs to perform FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FELLACIO on myself but if i dont do that to my mom because I'S RACIST

#Socil justec

9oh and one other thing STOP FUCKING CALLING ME ON MY HPOEN BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PHFONE

On Foliage

Oh wow I'm sof yfuckyn great just because I din't even have Chhezz A La Chunko

LIKE OH OKAY FUCK YOU MOM

ITS NOT LIKE FUCKING SOLDIERS DIED FOR OUR FUCKING COUNTRY 

Kobe BRYANT

Poor poab

Cheez gon no non atop that roab

Say shit t' Koab

No more roab

Only Koab

18 Home Remedies to Repel Grandmas

1- Bleach in a spraycan
2- Fists
3- Death Threats
4- Adult Breastfeeding
5- Fire
6- Photo Developer Chemical in a spraycan
7- Rough BDSM session relying mostly on hematolagnia performed in full view of said grandma
8- Extremely bright industrial warehouse lights in face
9- Cutting out tongue in full view of said grandma
10- Attempted Suffocation
11- Tearing of skin
12- Altering perception of said grandma using heavy doses of various substances intended for medical use only so that said grandma can perceive 20% more of every atom
13- Backwards birth
14- Trying to convince said grandma to perform backwards birth on you
15- Fire Extinguisher
16- Kenny Loggins played at 400 decibels using several hundred Woofer speakers
17- Forcing said grandma to inject desomorphine
18- Genital Amputation

Talc Show

Dav' Leterman

Cheez A LA Chunko

Location scouting

whereabouts of  Cheez A La Chunko can only be desribed as this:

1- Cheez

2- Wow, great fucking job Susan, you dumb fucking whore.

3- A La Chunko

Comparison

Cheez

Cheez

Cheez A La Chunko

Georg

Georg

Georg A La Chunko

G'unh?

There is no excuse

Produce.

Produce

Consume

EXIST

EXIST IN THE PROGRAM

LUCNH IS A GREAT WAY TO SHOOT UP

SHOOT UP YO CHEEZ A LA CHUNKO